Don’t worry. I’m not about to irritate you by describing my dreams to you.
However, I do want to mention something unusual about my slumber visions. At least I think it’s unusual. On the other hand, maybe I have always done it, and maybe you have too. Me confused.
It’s just that I seldom seem to be in my dreams anymore. In a way, it’s like I am watching television. There are plots (of sorts) with scenes and characters but more often than not, no lil ole me. Maybe my subconscious is even bored of me these days. Who’s to know?
Of course, there is the chance that I probably don’t remember most of my dreams and that I might be only recalling the odd ones with the non-me actors. Maybe I’m front and centre in the rest. I really don’t think so but must admit that it’s possible.
When one of my dream characters was asked for his name in a certain situation last night, he replied: “Himelstein French.”
Now how and why did my subconscious come up with Himelstein French? What is a Himelstein French anyway?
That’s one weird subconscious let me tell ya.